Here's Hulk Hogan laying a kiss on his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel after watching his daughter Brooke "perform" Sunday. Or is that Brooke? I mean, Jesus, how can you tell? Plus the Hulk's pretty old, so how does he know when to go for the butt grab? Or am I wrong in assuming that's even a thought process?
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab."
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt grab."
"Blonde Girl. Smooch. Butt gra-WHOA! Sorry, Nick. -- But not really."
Source: thesuperficial.com