Boxer Mike Tyson!

I just saw The Hangover, which was absolutely hilarious. One of the many valuable lessons I took away from the movie is that Mike Tyson, who made a cameo in the flick, still has the goods. He can still pack a punch like nobody else. Seeing as I'm pretty scared of Mike, I'll take it easy on him. Mostly for my own personal safety. I still have to report his balding head, but I'll hold back on all the puns/jokes that are stewing in my mind.

After all, today is his 43rd birthday, so Mike consider my holding back my gift to you.

See how gentle Mike is as he nestles that pigeon in his arms? When you are done ooohing and ahhhing, notice the full hairline above.

Now see in the recent picture (above the face tattoo) you can see his hairline is looking more like Jude Law's, just a small patch in the front.

Gypsy girls and bad excuses

It's been a little quiet on the Conspiracy blog lately, sorry about that.
It's not cause we're not doing stuff, or that we're doing stuff and we just don't wanna tell you.
Not at all.
We've just been traveling and now that we're home for the summer, we're still super busy.
Will it ever slow down?
Hopefully not!

I'll be posting some exciting guest artist news real soon, but until then, here's few pictures of some work in progress.

Mads is almost done with his gypsy girl-mask-toucan 3/4 sleeve
They finished the eyes after i left, but she's still pretty damn cute, right?

Alright, more updates soon.


I am so mad at myself for not catching this one sooner. Singer Ne-Yo had me fooled! I know he is always wearing hats, but he's also very stylish and his hats always fit with the rest of his outfits. So I never really thought he was hiding something up there. But he is! Without his hats he looks three times his age.

Here's Ne-yo's mug shot from his arrest last year. Another reason this missed my radar, he was arrested for something boring, so I didn't really bother with it. He was arrested for reckless driving without a license. No liquor, no pills, no drugs or hookers. Nothing exciting. But when you see the picture below it's what you expect from someone who looks like this:

Scientology member receives international award in Italy

Scientologist recognized for outstanding contribution to the culture with the Silver Chimera Award for 2009

Scientology Public Affairs Director for the Church of Scientology of Catania, Italy, Ms. Itria Leone, was awarded the 2009 Silver Chimera Award for the impact she has made on the community through her work as coordinator of the Church’s social reform programs.

The 8th annual International Silver Chimera Awards ceremony was organized by dell’Arte Etrusca to raise awareness of social issues and recognize those who have distinguished themselves through contribution that improves the quality of life. With the theme, “Peace in the World,” the ceremony was held this year at the Museo Castello Ursino in Catania, in Sicily.

Ms. Leone, a native of Sicily, has been coordinating the social reform activities of the Church of Scientology of Catania since 2005. At a grassroots level, she has been working to educate children and teenagers on the effects of drugs, to help them make educated choices and avoid the tragedy of addiction. She also coordinates a chapter of Youth for Human Rights International, through which young people learn their rights and help educate their friends and community on the basic rights to which every individual is entitled.

In accepting her award, Ms. Leone acknowledged L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the Scientology religion, for inspiring her to dedicate her life to helping others.

Other recipients of this year’s Silver Chimera Award were: in literature, Dr Sandro Distefano; in medicine, Dr. Ennio Roman; in civil service Dr. Domenico Pinzello, chief representative of the Minister of Interior for the province of Catania, for his many years of effectively combating organized crime, professor Giuseppe Adernò, who has distinguished himself an entrepreneur and cultural leader and Concetta Bufardeci, who has carried on a centuries-long family tradition of representing the country of Spain to Sicily.

A culture is only as great as its dreams, and its dreams are dreamed by artists. — Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard

How Does Joe Pesci Do It?

Once Upon a Time in America, My Cousin Vinny told me a true story about a short, chubby actor named Joe Pesci who never seems to be Home Alone. For reasons I cannot figure out, he is a chick magnet. Maybe it's because he's a Goodfella on the streets and a Raging Bull in the sheets. Or maybe he has a Lethal Weapon we don't know about.

The one thing I do know is Joe is a chronic toupee wearer. Take a look below.

Here he is with a date in October 1997.

Here he is with Naomi Campbell in October, 1998.

Here he is in 2003 at the Hollywood Walk of Fame as Martin Scorsese receives his star.

Here he is with actress Joey House April 12, 2008.

Funny that his hairline changes in each picture. Funny how? Funny like a clown? Yes. And yes, you amuse us Joe Pesci.
from: Taija N.
date: Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 7:27 AM
subject: Tattoo


I got a tattoo few years ago, when i was young and now I think I really didn't think it through. In tattoo there is cat (looks like a rat), so I started to wonder if the mark with the cat is really real. Does it say anything, is it false?

When I took it, it had meaning for me. Now I can't even remember that word what it was supposed to meant. I've checked all the possibles I know it could be, but haven't found that mark anywhere. I know, I've might been a stupid and I really don't understand how I forget it. Maybe it was that I didn't really understand what it meant and I just trusted the man who tattooed it.

I've read too much stories about people having stupid, even insulting or meaningless tattoos, so I just want to know if mine is real.

I guess, good thing is no one japanese or Chinese haven't ever stared it or laughed:D

Thank you very much in advance. I hope you can help me. I put the picture of tattoo for you.

Taija N.


It looks like to me, what do you think?

Ron Palillo

Ron Palillo is an actor best known for his role as "Horshack" on the hit 1970s sitcom, Welcome Back, Kotter.Palillo was born on April 2, 1949, in Cheshire, Connecticut. Palillo was interested in acting from an early age. At the tender age of 14, he started his own summer theater in his hometown. Surprisingly, his summer theatre actually made money. After high school, Palillo attended the

Bald Hottie of the Week: Hank Baskett

From E! News: Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett tied the knot with Kendra Wilkinson (Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend, also seen on the show Girls Next Door on E!) Saturday night at the Playboy Mansion.

They seem perfect for each other. On Girls Next Door Kendra was obsessed with sports. especially football, so ending up with a pro makes perfect sense. Go Kendra, he's a cutie! A balding cutie, but a cutie nonetheless.

Debbie Rowe could gain custody of Michael Jackson's kids

Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe, who is the biological mother of Prince Michael and Paris, can take custody of the children if she so chooses, according to her attorney. People reports:
Prince Michael, Paris and Jackson's third child, Blanket, 7, whose mother has not been identified, have been in the care of Jackson's mother Katherine since the entertainer died Thursday after a cardiac arrest. "The kids are very upset, but they are fine," Jackson's manager, Frank DiLeo, tells PEOPLE.
During the custody fight between Rowe and Jackson in 2005, Rowe sought to give up her parental rights, and lauded Michael as a good father. Retired Judge Stephen Lachs, who presided over the hearing, at first agreed to terminate them, but then Lachs changed his mind and returned the rights to her.
"She lost them, and then she got them back," Finsilver says. Finsilver said she spoke to Rowe on Thursday but she cannot say what Rowe plans to do. "She was inconsolable."

If Debbie gains custody of the children, she'll also receive a sizable chunk of Michael's estate which, of course, sounds awesome until a collection bill arrives for $8 trillion worth of wine and clown costumes. Ha, I'm kidding. Everyone'll just laugh and say "Oh, that Michael." Except afterward there'll be a tense, yet amicable, debate on who has to stop getting plastic surgeries to help out. (Hint: Jermaine.)Source:

Jackson Family "Can't Describe Pain in Words," Thanks Fans for Loyal Support

Countless celebrities and music-industry luminaries have expressed their sorrow in reaction the death of Michael Jackson in the last few days. Fans took to the streets of Hollywood singing his songs and performing his famous dance moves. The words written about his talent as an artist are lavish in their praise.
Now, drawing on that support, the King of Pop's own family wants to thank their son's millions of loyal fans for their loving tributes.
"In one of the darkest moments of our lives we find it hard to find the words appropriate to this sudden tragedy we all had to encounter," family patriarch Joseph Jackson wrote in a statement to People.
"Our beloved son, brother and father of three children has gone so unexpectedly, in such a tragic way and much too soon. It leaves us, his family, speechless and devastated to a point, where communication with the outside world seems almost impossible at times.
"We miss Michael endlessly, our pain cannot be described in words. But Michael would not want us to give up now. So we want to thank all of his faithful supporters and loyal fans worldwide, you�who Michael loved so much. Please do not despair, because Michael will continue to live on in each and every one of you.

Continue to spread his message, because that is what he would want you to do. "Carry on, so his legacy will live forever."
Source: E!

Michael Jackson: A Life

Photos source:

Lisa Marie Presley sad over Michael Jackson death

King of Pop Michael Jackson�s death has shocked the world, particularly those who were very close to him. His ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the late King of Rock �n� Roll issued a statement today.

�I am so very sad and confused with every emotion possible. I am heartbroken for his children who I know were everything to him and for his family. This is such a massive loss on so many levels, words fail me," Presley said in a statement.

The daughter of fellow music legend Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie and Michael were married in May 1994 to a firestorm of publicity.

Priscilla Presley, Michael Jackson�s ex mother-in-law described his passing as �a tragic loss.� Close friend Elizabeth Taylor�s rep said that she was too devastated for any comment.

After almost two years wed, with speculation regarding the legitimacy and intimacy of their relationship, Presley filed for divorce in January 1996.

Presley is currently married to musician Michael Lockwood with two fraternal twins, and daughter Riley Keough from a previous marriage.

Jackson is survived by his three children: Prince Michael Jackson I, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

Want to run with Vanessa Williams and Dress for Success?

Vanessa Williams
and hundreds of New Yorkers will participate in one-of-a-kind “Rack Relay Race” in Grand Central Terminal to donate professional clothing to the not-for-profit Dress for Success. Teams of four will compete to “dress” mannequins for success from racks of clothing donated by participants. Vanessa Williams and her friends and family will participate in a “Rack Relay Race” at noon.

Vanessa says, “There is truly no better time to get involved than now, so I ask all women to join our efforts by pledging their support online, joining us at our local events and participating in our New York City launch event. I have found my personal journey to success to be very fulfilling – though not without adversity – and learned early on that the key to success is expressing confidence in what you do. With our help, more women will have the opportunity to gain confidence and express success in their own lives.

The public is invited to join Vanessa in the race by donating nearly new professional clothing and registering to race on Tuesday, June 30th from 11:00 a.m. – 2:00 p.m., participant races begin at 11:00 a.m. and Vanessa Williams will race at noon. NYC’s Grand Central Terminal, Vanderbilt Hall. Entrance at Park Avenue and 42nd Street.

(Look for pics here next week!)

Good Luck Vanessa!

Michael Jackson dies at 50

In tragic news, it�s being reported that Michael Jackson has passed away at the young age of 50-years-old.
As previously reported, Jackson suffered a cardiac arrest earlier in the day - with paramedics rushing the famed singer to the UCLA Medical Center.
According to TMZ, the paramedics were unable to revive the internationally adored music icon, as he was unable to regain his pulse.
The pop superstar�s family are said to be en route to the UCLA Medical Center, where Jackson was taken followed by ten members of his entourage.
Michael is survived by his three children: Prince Michael Jackson I, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince �Blanket� Michael Jackson II. 

R.I.P. Michael Jackson (continued)

Everyone is just so speechless. No one expected this news. I just wanted to add some comments from celebs on Michael Jackson's premature death.

Justin Timberlake on his idol: I can't find the words right now to express how deeply sadden [sic] I am by Michael's passing. We have lost a genius and a true ambassador of not only Pop music, but of all music. He has been an inspiration to multiple generations and I will always cherish the moments I shared with him on stage and all of the things I learned about music from him and the time we spent together. My heart goes out to his family and loved ones.

Eddie Van Halen: "I am really shocked; as I'm sure the world is, to hear the news. I had the pleasure of working with Michael on 'Beat It' back in '83 -- one of my fondest memories in my career. Michael will be missed and may he rest in peace."

Madonna: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless."

Quincy Jones (produced Thriller): "For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words, he was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I've lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him."

See for more details.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Such a sad news day today :( first Farrah Fawcett, now Michael.

Photo: McCormack/WireImage

TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson passed away at age 50. TMZ reported that earlier today Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest and had to be taken by ambulance to a Los Angeles hospital. According to the report, paramedics had to administer CPR to Jackson inside the ambulance. The 911 call from Jackson’s Holmby Hills home in Los Angeles was placed at 12:21 p.m. PST. No other details are known as yet, but Jackson’s mother is reportedly already on the way to the hospital. Jackson is in “really bad shape,” an unspecified family member told TMZ, while Jackson’s father Joe told the site, “He is not doing well.”

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Oh LeBron James, I am dubbing you the Bret Michaels of sports. Instead of bandannas, which I imagine would be difficult to play basketball with, you use head bands.

Here's a pic of his hair before:

And here it is now. You can see it slowly receding from both sides.

You may defy gravity at times, but you cannot defy nature (even if YOU think you can).

Ed McMahon Passes Away

Ed McMahon died this morning at a Los Angeles hospital. He was 86 years old. McMahon had been hospitalized for pneumonia at the beginning of this year and was also battling cancer. He had a great career as Johnny Carson's sidekick on the The Tonight Show. (Who doesn't remember his famous "Heeeeee're Johnny!") McMahon also hosted the television talent show, Star Search.
Today, we pay tribute to Ed McMahon and remember his legendary career in Hollywood.

*Getty Images

- Aanchal

Jon and Kate Are Getting Divorced

Jon and Kate Gosselin from TLC’s reality TV series Jon and Kate Plus 8 have officially announced that they're getting divorced! They have been married for 10 years, and have been shaky for the past six months. Both have agreed that it is best for their children. Jon says, “It's not good for us to be arguing in front of the kids.” There has been a whole lot of publicity around their troubled relationship, but the announcement was comes as a shock. They have thought it all out and are still carrying on with the show, just parenting at different times. The kids will still live at home, since the house was bought for them.

Kate was very upset and apparently sobbed, and said "Parents of multiples have triple the divorce rate ... I was thinking we were going to beat that.” Yet, she was the one to make the first legal move. When they announced their divorce on the show, she had already called a lawyer. This is the first reality show that is going to air while the divorce is going on!

They seemed like the perfect family! The show is going to be so different now!

- Aanchal

Shauna Sand completely topless

Here's Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable as hell. At this rate, the only thing interesting Shauna can do is raise the lost city of Atlantis out of the sea. Then flash her tits at it.


Larry Flynt rushed to hospital

Hustler kingpin Larry Flynt has never looked in the best of health, but Saturday afternoon, he was rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital, according to
No word on what caused the health crisis, but the porn king was driven to the hospital in his own car and not by ambulance.
He was said to be moaning in pain before being driven to medical care. Flynt is paralyzed from the waist down, the result of an attempted assassination in 1978.
The head of Larry Flynt Publications, he�s best known for Hustler magazine, which brings in about $300 million per year in revenue.

Flynt has been married five times, and is father to five children. He married his current wife, Elizabeth Berrios, in 1998.Source:

R.I.P. Ed McMahon

R.I.P. Ed McMahon: March 6, 1923 - June 23, 2009.


'Marine fighter pilot during World War II, McMahon sold vegetable slicers on Atlantic City's boardwalk to put himself through Catholic University in Washington, DC. His next assignment was as a fighter pilot during the Korean War. After that he resumed his career in television. In 1959 he was hired as Johnny Carson's straight man on the daytime quiz show "Do You Trust Your Wife" (1956). When Carson succeeded Jack Paar on NBC's "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" (1962), he took McMahon with him. This job would last for 30 years and make McMahon wealthy and famous. He would also appear in made-for-TV movies and host daytime game shows in the 1960s and 1970s. In the 1980s McMahon would team with Dick Clark on "TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes" (1984) and host his own long-running talent show, "Star Search" (1983). He would also make commercial appearances for a multitude of products.'

Olivia Munn does Playboy

G4's Olivia Munn posed for Playboy Heidi Montag-style which makes no sense whatsoever. Seriously, when did Playboy become Maxim all of sudden? It's almost like we've been sucked into some sort of parallel universe where everything is backwards. Quick, someone check outside and see if women are allowed to drive. Then we'll know something's up.


Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig

Who commissioned that toupee?

Thanks to reader Stan for bringing this toupee to my attention! Stan writes:

"He's turning 75 next month and he must not want to look any older, because without that terrible looking hairpiece I bet he looks like a fossil."

This guy has been the interim Major League Baseball Commissioner since 1992 and the Commissioner since 1998. He's been accused of bad judgment in handling the scandal regarding steroid use among players. If they ever took him to court over that issue, they could just submit pictures of him with this toupee to prove his poor judgment. That would be a home run of a case.

JoJo Simmons Arrested

Rather than keep the issue a private, family matter, Reverend Run will address the drug arrest of his son Joseph �JoJo� Simmons on an upcoming episode of Run�s House.

On May 8, JoJo was arrested after buying marijuana in Washington Heights.

In the episode JoJo is confronted by his two sisters Vanessa and Angela regarding what happened that night and he also speaks to his little brothers on the importance of being responsible.

The topic of Jojo�s arrest for marijuana is a tough subject for Run to deal with. Before becoming a man of God, Rev. Run wasn�t exactly an alter boy. He admits to smoking pot during his days as a superstar in the 80s. Jojo�s uncle Russell Simmons even called the former Rev. Run a �chimney.�

Along with criminal possession charges, the 19 year old teen was slapped with reckless endangerment for crashing his BMW into a parked car in an attempt to flee.

The episode shows Russell Simmons reminding his now reverend brother on his own past before being quick to condemn his young son.

We�ll have to tune in to see how Jojo and family handle this topic, especially because he has two younger brothers who look up to him. Jojo Simmons also has two older sisters, Vanessa Simmons and Angela Simmons, who have already came out in his defense.

Leighton Meester has a sex tape

A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is apparently available online. According to TMZ, the tape is a few years old and was picked up by after being shopped around this week. Had I known, I probably would've forked over my entire life savings for it which may or may not be an unopened Chewbacca figure and half a bottle of Jack. I'm prepared for the future.


Just saw Valkyrie

I just saw Valkyrie. It's out on DVD.

What a great movie. Not only does it star Tom Cruise, but has a host of brilliant British actors including Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Terence Stamp and more. You can see a full list of everyone here: Valkyrie (IMDB).

I love historical dramas, especially when they are based on actual events. One of the best things about Valkyrie is that it shows us there was a German Resistance against Hitler, something that I had never heard of before this movie was made.

And it shows just how close they came to success. If they had succeeded the war would have ended almost a year earlier and without all the bloodshed and destruction of the last 9 months. I have tremendous admiration for the brave men and women who gave their lives trying to bring down an evil tyrant.

A culture is only as great as its dreams, and its dreams are dreamed by artists. — Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard

Actor Johnny Palermo killed in car wreck

Actor Johnny Palermo, whose brief but rewarding career spanned a gamut of shows from ER to Days of Our Lives, died Monday in a fatal and as yet unexplained car accident in North Hollywood. He was 27.
Johnny was the passenger in a car driven by his girlfriend, Alessandra Giangrande. Both were pronounced dead at the scene. Another passenger, Alessandra�s brother, survived the crash, but is now in Intensive Care with serious injuries whose extent is unknown.
From a brief debut on �Cold Case� in 2004, the Rochester NY native went on to appear in more than thirty shows, including �CSI Miami,� �ER,� �How I Met Your Mother� and most recently in three episodes of �Everyone Hates Chris,� as Frank DiPaolo, Chris�s overgrown classmate. His posthumous big-screen debut in the indie film, �Pizza with Bullets� is currently scheduled to bow in the fall
The cause of the crash is now being determined and relatives were all informed Monday night.

3 Doors Down, Taylor Hicks, James Frey, Allison Winn Scotch, Valerie Smaldone

On April 16th, 2009, five year old Frankie Flora was tragically and horrifically attacked by a pit bull right near my own hometown. Thankfully, Frankie survived, but he will be scarred and need many, many surgeries that insurance doesn't cover. I'm a mom of three and this story touched my heart. So, I have helped to organize a fundraiser to help cover Frankie's costs. To do this, I reached out to some awesome celebrities who have graciously helped me put together a fantastic set of raffle prizes.

I wanted to thank the amazing rock group 3 Doors Down who donated an autographed drumskin and photo! Thanks to Taylor Hicks, who is sending along an autographed copy of his latest album! Best selling author James Frey sent along two autographed books, including A Million Little Pieces! Best selling author Allison Winn Scotch, author of Time of My Life, is sending along copies of her books. New York personality Valerie Smaldone has tapped into her sources for some great prizes as well! The generosity has been overwhelming and it's absolutely touching. If you are a celeb or represent a celeb and can donate a prize for our July 11th event, I'd really appreciate it. In the meantime, celebrate the amazing generosity of these celebrities and support them in what they do. They truly have a heart of gold.


Totally looks like...

from - Gollum (from Lord of the Rings) and Phil Spector separated at birth:

they totally beat me to it, but good to know someone else saw the resemblance too...

Tiger Woods!

Awww don't cry Tiger. You knew we would figure out your secret sooner or later. Awhile back, I began to notice that all of a sudden famous golfer Tiger Woods was never seen without a hat. Every golf game (and practice!), every press conference, even when he was hanging out with the family, he had a hat. And you know when that happens a light bulb appears over my head and a blog entry is born.

With Tiger, he is balding from both ends, front and back. So a hat is the only effective way to cover this up. The first shot below, of the front of his head, is from a golf tourney where he wore a hat the entire time. However, for just a few seconds he took it off to wipe his sweat, revealing his hair line. In the second shot, he was receiving an award from golf great Jack Nicklaus and out of respect removed his hat. While he may not have all his hair, he still has his manners.

Wipe those tears and embrace your baldness Tiger!