Paris Hilton's neighbor offers $27K/month to get rid of her

 
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt just moved into a new Hollywood Hills home last week, and already one neighbor is willing to fork out almost $30 grand a month to get her the fuck out. TMZ reports:
The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.
The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away.
And get this ... we're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

Jesus. I'm pretty sure that last sentence alone is legal grounds for firing a gun into Doug Reinhardt's nostril. Granted, it's been a while since my law school days (Ladies?), we're talking a clear case of self-defense here. -- That was your cue to start shooting, so whenever.
Source: thesuperficial.com