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Beautiful portrait photo of Heidi Montag, American media personality, singer and celebutante 

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Kim Kardashian encouraged Heidi to do Playboy

When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you'd figure she'd take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But not really. MTV News reports:

"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?'"
Kardashian told her to "go for it."
"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

What exactly is "the whole process" that needed talking through? Take off your clothes and smile for the camera? Pretty self-explanatory. Granted, we're talking about Heidi Montag here, but I'm sure there was a stun gun handy whenever she confused "act sexy" with "put on a gay porno and leave the room" like she's trained to do at home.Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag is doing Playboy

Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy, according to People. I don't want to say this is the only useful thing she'll ever do because I hate stating the painfully obvious. On a related note, finally the world will have something to ward off Spencer Pratt with: Naked pictures of his wife.

Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag really will put anything in her mouth

Here's Heidi and Spencer on the set of a Pizza Hut commercial which is exactly why I order Papa John's. (Also, I'd stab my grandmother for extra garlic butter.) That said, it seems Spencer clearly has experience handling large, snake-like objects. Wait, so that's why he was in Kevin Casey's hip-hop video. I get it now.

 Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag will do well in porn

Above is Heidi Montag's new music video for "Black Out," and it's entirely her writhing around in a bikini again. At least she's consistent. That said, If you don't watch this thing, preferably with the sound off, and see a bright future in porn for Heidi, congratulations, you're Amish. Now get off the devil box before you doom the harvest. I have spoken!

Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag and Stephanie Pratt: Lunch Ladies

Fresh off of her nuptials, Heidi Montag grabbed a salad at Catherine Melandrino with her new sister-in-law, Stephanie Pratt, while the two filmed an episode of �The Hills� in West Hollywood on Friday (May 1).
Heidi, who recently returned from a Mexican honeymoon with her co-star husband Spencer Pratt, donned black ripped jeans and carried a large green purse, wearing flip flops which revealed a band-aid on her big toe.
As previously reported by Gossip Girls, Miss Montag is also rumored to be in talks to start a new negotiation to land herself a high-paying spread in Playboy magazine.

One source says that Heidi is trying to work something out to pose for the magazine while husband Spencer is encouraging her to do it and working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife. �She wants to do it. It�s just a matter of working out the details,� says the insider.Source:  celebrity-gossip.net

Heidi Montag in a bikini

 

Since I just posted about fake breasts and dumb, what better follow-up than Heidi Montag in a bikini? Here she is on her honeymoon in Mexico, and of course, even then she's still posing for pics. Seriously, I bet this chick can't go to the bathroom without taking at least three paparazzi and enough lighting equipment to render a pregnancy test pointless.
"It's a girl, Ms. Montag!"
"Neat. *FLUSH* I'm gonna pose next to the towel rack now."

Source: thesuperficial.com

The Best of 2008

Thanks to New York's Daily News, they have put together some of this year's most memorable quotes from the mouths of, shall we say, some of our favorite celebs:

"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kind of crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time. I know I couldn't be able to run a country 'cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, you know?" - Brooke Hogan on her reality show.

"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, you know?" - Heidi Montag to USA Today.

"I cried my eyelashes off." - Oprah Winfrey on Barack Obama's win in November.

"This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category. God knows I do." - Madonna shortly after her divorce became public.

"Somebody needs to step up and get this young woman into some quality care - and I do not apologize one whit, not one second, for trying to make this happen." - Dr. Phil on Britney Spears.

"Chace is built like a porcelain doll. I don't even know if he bleeds. He might have been crafted by Mattel. He has, like, the teen-idol genome. He's...beautiful." - Penn Badgley on costar Chace Crawford.

"I think it's really artsy. It wasn't in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That's what she wanted me to do, and you can't say no to Annie. She's so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you're like 'Okay.'" - Miley Cyrus on her controversial photo shoot for Vanity Fair.

Quote of the Day

"I was glad to hear it... I thought it was really sweet. That really brought a big smile to my face." - Heidi Montag, referring to Lauren's comments about missing her former bff on a recent Hills episode.

- Erin Dustin

Team Audrina

Last night kicked off the season 4 premiere of The Hills and there were no dull moments.

Looove Whitney, Doug's a hottie, Lauren's always the peacemaker, (at least she's trying) as far as Audrina and Lo's friendship goes, opposites don't attract this time, still can't stand Heidi and Spencer, um and how big is Lo, LC and Audrina's house?!

From the Laguna days to this, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna have to take Audrina's side on this one. Sorry Lo.

Looks like this season won't disappoint!

Photo Credit: WireImage

- Erin Dustin

The Hills Recap

So the hour long season premiere of the Hills on Monday left me with both a bad taste and a good taste in my mouth.

1. Mariah Carey claimed that she absolutely loves watching the Hills but I refuse to believe that she's ever even seen an episode until that night.

2. Whitney and Lauren: How DARE you not know how to pronounce "Givenchy" and you're in fashion and there's a camera in your face!

3. Once the paparazzi is caught taking pics of reality stars while the reality show is being taped, its time for a series finale. Lauren's no longer a reality star she's just a celeb.(Did anyone else catch the pap-snap as the girls were leaving Colette?)


4. Mistakes of an intern (cuz nothing that they did would go down in the "Real" world!)

A. NEVER put going to pick up your dress before getting the job done!

B. NEVER stitch a designer LOAN gown and then go to a club with it on. I gagged when I saw her preparing to do this!

C. NEVER put you beauty supplies next to your designer LOAN gown. That was actually hilarious because Whitney didn't seem to care at first.

D. So now Lauren the man gives you a loan and you hop on a Vespa?? Yeah...NEVER!!! Just NEVER!!!

5. Spencer looked like he gained the marital weight before the wedding even went down!

6.What a dream to meet a semi-hot French rock-star and take mini-tours around Paris!!?? Loved the Eiffel Tower scene

7. Seemed like Lauren got to be more hands on than Whitney but I'm super happy that Whitney is finally finding her way!


8. Kimball...I love you!

9. I'm starting to feel some kind of way about Audrina because why would you make an international call just to tell your friend that the man she likes is showing off his new girlfriend?

10. Heidi's Stepdad to Spencer : "What the heck?!!!" Spencer to the Stepdad: "Yeah I'm a complete loser and it would be a much better moment if you just hit me with that shovel."

Clearly I made that up cuz Spencer's an idiot for going all the way to CO but I love Heidi for making him feel like an idiot at the dinner table with the folks!)

All in all an awesome premiere and can't wait 'til next week! The Heidi drama-train has just left the station!!

- Crystal Hines

Hills Star Loses Stepbrother

The stepbrother of Hills star Heidi Montag, aka L.C.'s former bff, died last Thursday due to a freak accident at a Colorado hotel. 24-year-old Eric O'Hara, (whose mom is married to Montag's dad) a member of the 82nd Airborne Division, had just recently returned from a 15-month stint in Iraq. While cleaning snow off of the roof of the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel in Steamboat Springs where he was working, O'Hara slipped and fell off of the sloped roof when a piece of ice broke loose.

Montag, who spoke with Usmagazine.com, described O'Hara as "patriotic," a brother who she "loved more than anything" and someone who she used to see every weekend, during the summers, and holidays growing up. Having yet to meet the infamous Spencer, Montag says, "He was very much a brother to me. He called me his sister, not his stepsister. He was always like, 'I love you! I have to meet Spencer and make sure he's cool to you!' Just like a brother."

Montag also said that O'Hara had plans to return to school. "He was just back [from Iraq] and was ready to go back to school. He went up to Steamboat for the weekend where my dad lives."

- Erin Dustin