George Bush Plays Beach Bum at Beijing Summer Olympics

Mens Volleyball defending champions Todd Rogers and Philip Dalhausser received nicknames from President George Bush while competing in the 2008 Beijing Olympics - Photo courtesy of REUTERS/Phil Noble

"Toddly" and "The Big Guy" win one for "The Dubya."

And in related beach blanket news...

President Bush gives congratulatory pat on the backside to Womens Volleyball winner Misty May-Treanor - Photo courtesy of REUTERS/Larry Downing

"She's my little deuce coupe. You don't know what I got."