LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers
Oh LeBron James, I am dubbing you the Bret Michaels of sports. Instead of bandannas, which I imagine would be difficult to play basketball with, you use head bands.
Here's a pic of his hair before:
And here it is now. You can see it slowly receding from both sides.
You may defy gravity at times, but you cannot defy nature (even if YOU think you can).