Geri Halliwell in a bikini

Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice) and her boyfriend Henry Beckwith jetted off to Italy for the weekend where it appears she became very concerned about her vagina. What thought could Geri have possibly had forcing her to check down her bathing suit?
"Wait. Did I just spontaneously grow a penis? Better look."
"I should go back to carrying a purse...."
"Victoria? I know you're in there."
"Yes, guv'nor, them coals are piping hot. Too right."

That blonde hair doesn't fool me, woman!

 Source: thesuperficial.com