Balding Sly Stallone thinks he's sly
Who me? Yes you.
Sylvester Stallone is a man dedicated to preserving his youth, in every way possible. You may know him from Rocky I, II, III, IV, V and VI. If not perhaps Rambo First Blood, Rambo First Blood Part II, Rambo III, Rambo IV? Sly seems to grab a hold on a character and not want to let go. Hopefully after both the new Rocky and Rambo tanked in theaters he will get the picture. It's ok to act your age, really it is. And it's ok to have a receding hair line. Hopefully someone will slyly pass this message along to Sly.
Sly at the original Rocky premiere, the wind always gives away hair lines:
Sly back in the day, a clearer shot of his receding hair line: