Balding douchebag of the month, Tiger Woods

Make that of the year. These days Tiger has more to cry about than his bald head. Every day I wake up and check out the news and find yet another woman is claiming she had an affair with Mr. Woods. And each story gets worse and worse. Today 26 year old Jamie Jungers reveals that after Tiger visited his dying dad in the hospice, he met with Jamie. Later that day Jamie was with him, wearing nothing but her underwear, when Tiger found out his dad died. Classy. So here's to you Tiger, our very first Balding Douchebag award!





Now we know the real reason you are balding - stress from keeping up with all these women!

Tiger Woods!

Awww don't cry Tiger. You knew we would figure out your secret sooner or later. Awhile back, I began to notice that all of a sudden famous golfer Tiger Woods was never seen without a hat. Every golf game (and practice!), every press conference, even when he was hanging out with the family, he had a hat. And you know when that happens a light bulb appears over my head and a blog entry is born.

With Tiger, he is balding from both ends, front and back. So a hat is the only effective way to cover this up. The first shot below, of the front of his head, is from a golf tourney where he wore a hat the entire time. However, for just a few seconds he took it off to wipe his sweat, revealing his hair line. In the second shot, he was receiving an award from golf great Jack Nicklaus and out of respect removed his hat. While he may not have all his hair, he still has his manners.









Wipe those tears and embrace your baldness Tiger!

Celebrity Superstitions Part I

It takes more than swift moves on the soccer field for David Beckham to score a win. Los Angeles Galaxy player Beckham wears a new pair of soccer shoes every time he plays a game -- for good luck, according to the newspaper British Sunday Express. Beckham, who is the face of an Emporio Armani underwear campaign, never plays a game without wearing his Armani undies. "I always wear the Armani underwear," Beckham told People magazine. "I've worn it in every game since joining the Galaxy."



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Actress Cate Blanchett reportedly keeps her "Lord of the Rings" elf ears on her mantelpiece for good luck. Blanchett plays Elf Queen Galadriel in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. In an interview with Fox News, Blanchett admitted that she wanted to star in the movie because she always wanted to appear in a movie wearing pointed ears. According to BBC News, Blanchett kept and bronzed the elf ear prosthetics from the film.

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Talk about being extra cautious. Singer-performer Eartha Kitt, who died in December 2008, wouldn't stay in a hotel above the eighth floor for safety reasons. "She's superstitious about being above the 8th floor, just in case there is a fire," her publicist once told Jet magazine. "If she is above the eighth floor, she feels she may not make it out, but if she is on the eighth floor or below, she knows she will make it out."

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In this file photo,Tiger Woods of the hits on the 11th tee in his playoff match against compatriot Rocco Mediate at the 108th US Open championship at Torrey Pines Golf Course in San Diego, California on June 16, 2008. Woods won in sudden death.