Jamie Foxx apologizes to Miley Cyrus

Appearing on Tuesday's The Tonight Show, Jamie Foxx apologized to Miley Cyrus for suggesting she make a sex tape and do heroin during a segment on his radio show. E! News reports:

"I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere," he began. "I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don't mean any of it. [Big laugh from the audience.] And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.
"I have a radio show...We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart," he added, turning to Leno.
Then, looking at the camera, "Miley, I apologize, so I'll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand."

I've just received word that Billy Ray Cyrus has accepted Jamie Foxx's apology by returning his mullet to its default "Party!" position.
Source: thesuperficial.com

Jamie Foxx tells Miley Cyrus to make a sex tape

Jamie Foxx had words for Miley Cyrus on his Sirius show when a caller complained about her wanting to ruin Radiohead's career because they wouldn't talk to her at the Grammys. E! Online reports:

"Who is Miley Cyrus?" an incredulous Foxx, who has a teenage daughter of his own, said. "The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant...S--t."
"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?
"Make a sex tape and grow up," he continued. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

While I don't know if it's necessarily a smart career move to tell a 16-year-old Disney cash cow to make a sex tape, I do know one thing: I am done riding bicycles naked. Done. This is exactly what happens when you try to go green, folks. BAM! Venereal disease. Get the word out.