Thanks to reader Nick V. for this submission. I almost missed this in my email because the title read "Pitbull" and I assumed it was spam. An ad telling me how to be a pitbull in bed or how to breed pitbulls for money. Luckily my curiosity got the best of me and I opened it up to find this gem.
First off, if you are going to call yourself "Pitbull" you better look like Mike Tyson or The Rock. You better scare me on site. This guy, not so much:
He tries to shave his head but unlike Vin Diesel, he gets lazy about it and Pitbull's real hairline is not so hard to track down:
