Tom Green!
Thanks to reader Lafonny for this one. Remember this guy? I've been trying to forget him for years. He made millions off of annoying the crap out of people. And somehow in the process he dated Drew Barrymore. For years he thought he would distract us from his hairline with facial hair and comb-forwards. But now the hair on top is too thin to hide and since everyone realized he is not funny, we can no longer be distracted by facial hair or silly antics.
Here he is more recently: