Alan and I present you, Osuke nutritional supplement:
For those who are interested, the product's laughable claims are detailed at its website.
However, we would like to point the readers to the five characters below OSUKE:
行迎友先天
The phrase has virtually no meaning in either Chinese or Japanese. But, using our handy-dandy Decoder Card for Gibberish English-Chinese Tattoo font, guess what 行迎友先天 corresponds?
OSUKE
After reading the product's name is complete gibberish, would anyone pay US$37.95 for a bottle of this supplement?