Stuart and This Gay Dude are Going to be Newlyweds

After twenty plus years, Stuart and his domestic partner are getting married. In a narrow 4-3 ruling, the California Supreme Court abolished the ban on gay marriage, setting off squeals of delight in the City of San Francisco. Moral watchdogs have vowed to delay the ruling's effect until voters can have their say at the polls.

Figures. Just when you think wedded bliss is only nano meters away, they pull the rug out from under you.

Right... Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi?

Right... George Takei and Brad Altman?

Right... Jude Law and Jeremy Giley?

Oh, wait a minute. Jude and Jeremy only look like they're getting married. In real life, they're promoting their new political documentary, The Day After Peace, at the Cannes Film Festival.

My bad.